Literature
Sorry, Wrong Ed: Improved Version
Scene 1 [Scene opens with mud being flung over a fence. The Ed’s look over to see Rolf digging, he seems visibly frightened he has a giant saltshaker on his head. Rolf shakes the salt into a bag and unknots it, revealing a fancy phone.] Eddy: "Check out the phone! Rolf! How's a dude like you get a happening phone like this?" Rolf: "Stay back!" [He picks the phone up with the shovel and holds it over the hole.] Eddy: "You ain't throwing it away, are ya, stretch?" Rolf: "Ask no questions!" [He dumps the phone in the hole.] "Shlack nor dah!" [Rolf buries it.] Edd: "A ceremonial telephone burial? My, how quaint." Ed: "Can I help, Rolf?" Rolf: "Step no further! Rolf must complete this task forced upon him or we are all doomed!" [Eddy has taken the phone and is dusting it off.] Eddy: "I'll give ya...a shoelace for it." Rolf: "FOOL!" [He slaps the telephone into the hole, making Eddy's hand swell up, then buries it again.] Edd: "Pardon me, Rolf, but how can a telephone be a